January 2010
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Panasonic TV Commercial: actually I’m not sure I want one.
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Damn you Apple. Damn you all the way to hell.
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Had very vivid and rather erotic dreams about vampires last night. I’m such a teenage girl sometimes.
Wow, “Die Another Day” really is a bit of a shark jumping record attempt, isn’t it?
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Wish I had a Sylvia Plath.
Ever fantasised about group sex? Ever shared these fantasies? Well done, you’ve just lost your right to say no to sex.
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WTF?
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic...
Uh ... seriously?
People are becoming suicidal because Avatar isn’t real.
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This is pretty cool. A new service called SpotifiTunes lets you upload your iTunes music library file and then stream your music collection via Spotify.
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Rewarded myself for going to the gym by having a few pints and a curry on the way home. I’m awesome.
Watch Limmy’s show tonight, BBC2 at 10pm. It will be good, I am prepared to stake my reputation on it!
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Just been to see Avatar at the cinema … amazing experience. Wouldn’t it be great if real life was in 3D?
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I will create an iPhone App empire, putting silly wee games onto all your clever wee gadgets. And then:
- Limmy
Guardian Reader' Heads Explode In Wootton Bassett... →
The Daily Mash: spot on, as usual …
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Seems I can’t pick up a guitar at the moment without playing “Here Comes The Sun”. Wishful thinking, or just a great tune?
December 2009
24 posts
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